Clay Bennett for March 24, 2020

I’d rather hear from Dr. Fauci than the resident. The resident should be 6 miles from a mic.

Dr Fauci was apparently absent from the last briefing

The trumpster has been keeping a larger distance between him and his brain.

Perfect.

Fine upstanding example of intelligence, wisdom, and morality… hehe

Most excellent, Mr Bennett. Thank you very much.

But you know the president doesn’t like the sound of anyone else’s voice, especially if they disagree with him. You might notice Dr Fauci will no longer be on the podium.

Amen and alas…

Trump’s lies are/are going to kill people. I wonder if he’s even thought about his legal and financial liability. Since he has zero empathy and humanity, it seems liability might be a more effective way to get through to him.

They need to quarantine Trump, ….forever….

I think Bennett misspelled “light years”.

He needs to be placed someplace more fitting him like a playpen.

We had the opportunity to create the necessary social distance by convicting this criminal and getting him out of office. But the Republicans stood in the way. I hope they are happy with his performance now.

Where is his BONDAGE GAGE when the country needs it?

You don’t understand yet. He spoke the truth about being a wartime president. Only we aren’t in LA building B-24’s this time. We are in Bastogne and if we get out of the foxhole an 88 will likely catch us out.

Is it too late to nominate Gov. Cuomo for president?

Just saw a headline online: Guests at Trump National Golf Club disco party get coronavirus."

How on earth do 50% of Americans think Trump is doing a good job?!?!

More like six feet DOWN – which is likely to happen if he keeps getting into crowds at his age.

As someone in his early 70s, the CDC says that if he gets it, his chance of hospitalization is 28.6–43.5%, ICU admission is 8.1–18.8%, and death is 2.7–4.9%.

These are not good odds.

Gimme Acting President Cuomo any day.

Locking him in his bedroom without his Phone & Faux Nooze would be more effective.

I will bet right now that Fauci will be out before the election. Won’t give such good odds on “before July”.

AMEN!

Oh Clay, If only …

I like the concept of six feet, but he needs to be put six feet under, not over.

The toll of American blood directly the fault of our appointed president has surpassed hundreds of lives lost. Mass murderers need executed, that is justice.

It is a slow and arduous task getting 45 to reduce his terribleness. One thing I noted today was that he didn’t give his daily love-fest for the guy in the mirror until after the stock market closed. Last week it would start to climb, or at least stop falling. Then the Malignant Marmalade would speak, and the market would tank. Good idea waiting for the final bell before finishing the construction of his hair.

The only issue I have with Mr. Bennett’s drawings…he makes Trump look better than he does in life.

Thank you for drawing the ridiculous posture the Cheeto Caligula adopts as he attempts to hide the extent of his rotund belly! Popping your back can work for photos, but real life is 360°. As vain and insecure as he is, he must know it amplifies the appearance of his other ample assets, pun intended. Luckily for his fragile ego, and our eyes, most media clips and photogs keep the picture framed to the chest and up.