My dad once ordered a pizza with double all the toppings. The pizzeria actually sent someone to our house first to make sure it wasn’t a prank phone call.
The places I order from will only put a certain total amount of toppings on a pizza. So if you order one topping, you’ll get a significant amount of it; if you order two toppings, you’ll only get half as much of each; if you order three toppings, you’ll get a third as much of each; and so on. I once ordered a pizza with 12 different toppings, one of which was pepperoni — three pieces of pepperoni.
That pizza reminds me of a reddit story about a guy who was rude to a waiter in a restaurant. He ordered a burger with “everything” and rudely blew off the waiter when he tried to explain that there were dozens of things that could be put on a burger there, for example 4 different kinds of cheeses. So the waiter told the chef and they brought out a burger buried in 2 POUNDS of toppings and condiments.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
Peter sure knows how to top a pizza.
stellanova87 about 4 years ago
My dad once ordered a pizza with double all the toppings. The pizzeria actually sent someone to our house first to make sure it wasn’t a prank phone call.
Zykoic about 4 years ago
Pizza busters are the knights of nutrition!
Kwen about 4 years ago
what are the things on pizza guy cheeks? the right one looks like a mushroom tatoo…
KenseidenXL about 4 years ago
How did they get that into the oven?
Goat about 4 years ago
How will paying for his college be a windfall?
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
That pizza is not close to being big enough.
Algolei I about 4 years ago
The places I order from will only put a certain total amount of toppings on a pizza. So if you order one topping, you’ll get a significant amount of it; if you order two toppings, you’ll only get half as much of each; if you order three toppings, you’ll get a third as much of each; and so on. I once ordered a pizza with 12 different toppings, one of which was pepperoni — three pieces of pepperoni.
dflak about 4 years ago
We ave a place that will stack it on. One slice can weigh as much sa a pound.
well-i-never about 4 years ago
No. No it won’t. They still eat in college.
retjeff about 4 years ago
flour
Eric Klein about 4 years ago
Should not have been too many toppings, should have been it’s own stack of pizzas.
TurbosDad about 4 years ago
At first, I thought that was the son (Peter?) in really bad drag…
yangeldf about 4 years ago
That pizza reminds me of a reddit story about a guy who was rude to a waiter in a restaurant. He ordered a burger with “everything” and rudely blew off the waiter when he tried to explain that there were dozens of things that could be put on a burger there, for example 4 different kinds of cheeses. So the waiter told the chef and they brought out a burger buried in 2 POUNDS of toppings and condiments.
awcoffman about 4 years ago
Only ONE pizza? What’s everyone else going to eat?
ex window inspector about 4 years ago
we have a Luigi’s here….but then, maybe lots of cities do
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
Get real: Peter’s too bad a student for college.