Jeff Stahler for February 13, 2020

Despite being a liberal and not at root a Democrat, though I’m registered that way, I can assure you there’s a LOT more going on in there than just presidential candidates. There’s

climate change

What’s for lunch?

WHAT did the news-guy just say??

Has Australia finished burning yet?

Where did I leave my phone?

Oh god, I forgot that Valentines day is Friday!

How about them (sports team)… for many

climate change

(daydreaming about when The Donald gets hauled off in chains)

I wonder if I’ll be able to sleep if I have another cup of (caffeine beverage of choice)

climate change

mortgage or college loan… or both

_ I wonder if I should send more money to Amy McGrath?_

(daydreaming about McConnell being hauled of in chains)

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Republican’s brain: ‘Vote Trump to spite Democrats “

Bring back Kamala, Castro and Booker!

Democrat’s brain: Vote for whomever runs against Putin’s bitch.

As opposed to Trump Republicans, who apparently have no heart, no brain, no courage, and think they’re not in Missouri anymore.

I am a registered independent voter. This means I can choose which party’s primary to vote in. I will vote in the Democratic Primary this year and choose the candidate I think will have the best chance of defeating Trump.

I figure if Churchill and Roosevelt could side with Stalin against Hitler. I can side with the Democrats against Trump.

Oh my, Democrats are thinking.

Meanwhile, inside the Cult of Trump’s (formerly GOP) mind: Dear Leader. MAGA.

That is correct! And, the area of my brain that gets the most free stuff will tell my hand which Candidate to vote for.

At least Democrats have a choice.

Unlike republicans, they do have brains.

Republicans have brains too. They’re just very, very small and atrophied from disuse.

and all they think is “Obama is coming for my guns” or “but Hilary”

Amy invented green bean casserole.

The goo news is there IS a brain unlike zombie followers of Mein Trumpf

I only got two of those in mind right now.

The MAGA Brain. A big, echoing, empty skull with a pea labeled “Trump” rolling around in it.

Republicans have a choice too. There are three very qualified candidates; Bill Weld, Mark Sanford, and John Kasich. Never heard of them? Wonder why?

Yes, most all are good choices and all are far better than what we have now.

Find a cave and pull it in behind me until Nov 1.

please just keep Hillary far away! I know people who have decided to vote blue, despite being red all their lives. They bear such animosity toward her (yet can’t give me a good reason) that they’ll return to red again if Mrs. Clinton runs.

And put a circle around the entire brain labeled “Vote to oust Trump.”

“Tis a simple matter. . .

Vote blue, no matter who! For the sake of the Republic.

Shorter Democrat’s Brain: ANYONE BUT TRUMP.

That’s my bumper sticker: “Anybody else”