The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 15, 2020

What’s the matter? Are you too spineless to just ask her?

Only her hairdresser knows.

Being a Jellyfish, she wanted to “Preserve” her looks!

That’s J.Lo Fish

Those two are a couple of Portuguese Battleaxes. ;-)

Don’t look too close! I think she’s the kind they call Medusa.

It’s just another aspic of her personality.

Old blondes never fade away. They just dye, dye, dye.

She’s actually a peanut butter fish. You know, like peanut butter and jelly sandwichs, peanut butter and jelly fish.

So what is Prevagen? It’s a pill that contains a protein called apoaequorin, which is found in a species of jellyfish that glows in the dark. A protein originally found in a jellyfish has been shown to help maintain healthy brain function.

So take Prevagen because everyone knows that Jellyfish are great thinkers.

Jealous-fish

…and do you think those are her real tentacles?

Are jellyfish known for being chromatophores?

Squids, octopuses (not octopi, being Greek and not Latin), chameleons, skinks, and a few fish can change color for camouflage or communication, but while some jellyfish can emit flashes of light, I never heard of one that that could change color.

Can someone en(er)lighten me?

“Is that … hair gel?

This would’ve also worked with a cuttlefish.

I, for a long-long time, have been able to see through young Cougars without a hint of grey.

I’ll put some feelers out.

Touchy…

My brain is just a jellyfish in the ocean of my head…