In Security by Bea R. for January 24, 2020

Nothing good, Sam.

This is the scariest Sedine has ever been, as far as I can remember. (Even worst than that time some short stack mustachio tought she was working street)

Face it, Sam – what was your toilet is now North Dakota’s newest Superfund site.

she gets an ‘A’ for effort, I’ll tell you this much. and i applaud her for it.

I like the name, but I’d have probably picked “Mountain Macs”, or maybe a BK reference “Lie Burgers”, since “Whopper” does mean lie. On that topic I wonder how both McDonalds and Apple can have products named “Mac”, you’d think there’d have been a legal battle for that trademark?

Sam’s bringing his A-Game with the bedroom talk today! XD

A big eater like Sam will be upset to know his wife ate so much without him. Oh well, I doubt Sedine got past 10 anyway, if anyone can eat 90 Sam can. I just wonder if Sedine got soda or milkshakes with that?

“Sedine!? What on Earth’s in our toilet?”

More chunky bits, naturally.

The brain cashing checks the body cannot back.

Could be two birds with one stone, but make sure to label the box of chunky bits with a “Gamer Sedine with activated Wonderbra” and not a “Burgers Sedine”. Those would sell less. (They might still, there are customers for any kind of perversion out there).

Also sell the whole action figures collection.

Epic fail……how many likes has she got now? Everyone loves watching epic fails…….funnier to watch the cat fall off the TV than just lay on it. This might kickstart her fame!!!

Maybe you should have done that challenge with the little ones of White Castle… but also, White Castle is a very regional restaurant, so maybe you don’t have any close.

“Almost…got…3 down!”

God Sedine’s face in Panel 2. That’s me when I haven’t eaten anything all day XD

What’s in the toilet are the necessary biological mechanics to keep a person alive. Sedine lost them trying to make room for more Giant Macs. I’m not sure if it’s a good thing this strip didn’t end with the punchline of another joke, by the grace of God and these two fingers….

Sam, if Sedine survives make sure she doesn’t try to bottle that up also!

I actually feel nauseous right now.

She needs to find a sexy prison uniform, 50 hard boiled eggs, and do the Cool Hand Luke challenge.

“WHAT ON EARTH’S IN OUR TOILET?”

(does not feel eager to learn the answer to this question)

Sedine’s going all Nancy (Olivia Jaimes’ strip) on us in her search for online fortune and fame.

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.

At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?”

She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”

Oh, Sedine you need to snap out of it and quiet hurting yourself. You are way to smart and pretty for this. I want my loveable, funny, Sedine back.

From which end did Sedine produce this mystery toilet deposit? Either way, I’m pretty sure Sam is going to be scarred for life.

Urp.

You ever see this done on Youtube? Crazy!!!

I feel ill…

ewwwwww…

“Don’t flush it! I’m going to sell that water on the internet!”

As a streamer, I think these just make me laugh more than anything XD

Brace yourself, Sam… There’s more on the way.

More Gamer Gal Toilet Water. Now with more chunks!

Please, no more toilet humor. Although, as much as Sedine put down, I think I can picture something the size of a large butternut squash in the bowl.

Poor Sedine