The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 31, 2020

In the next panel, squirrel-icide.

A simple, elegant joke and totally new to me. I love it

He’s running away from home. For six years.

It is the end of January, it’s cold, and the bird feeders are empty. All the girls want deez nuts.

one of my favorite hemingway novels – and this looks like a moveable feast, too…

That’s a lot to squirrel away.

Displaying his nut sack in public? How rude.

What a nut. He’s showing off such assets in the highway. He’s gonna get robbed!

You know that truck that upset down the road, carrying nuts?…!

Has anyone ever actually seen a hobo or a runaway kid carrying a bindlestiff?

Sometimes you feel like a nut…..

I got plenty of nut-things and nut-things are plenty for me…

This joke is just too acorny for words.

Wouldn’t that be the difference between genetic male and female?

This is acorny comic.

OY!!!

The poor critters walnut stand for this.

I have nuts also

Just wait the bag will rip open soon enough!

Gonna need a bigger tree.

Have nut, will travel.

And then he crossed into Illinois and the controlling party politicians say: Whoa! You can’t have that many nuts! We’re going to have to tax you and take half of them!