Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 09, 2020

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    willispate  over 4 years ago

    that screwball on TV is Emperor Esperanto?! he couldn’t navigate his way to the bathroom without an Atlas.

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    Watcher  over 4 years ago

    Seems like Eddie is behind every disaster or in every disaster.

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    finkd  over 4 years ago

    Those seagulls must be the Emperor’s Air Force.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I’m pretty sure that the sh*t-storm is coming on so fast that staying disconnected for even a week might mean you never got caught up again. Ever.

    Maybe I’ll go for TWO weeks…

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    The worst part is that there is somebody stranger than Captain Eddie.

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    destry1970  over 4 years ago

    You know he just declared war on the U.S. And now he’s demanding aid and says Russia is his allie so we better pay up.

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    Pickled Pete  over 4 years ago

    Doofus’s address yesterday A.M. contained some words I’d never heard before. . . Must have been in Esperanto…

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    c141starlifter  over 4 years ago

    It sort of reminds you of someone who lives in DC????

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    And so persists the myth of Plastic Island.

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    David Henderson  over 4 years ago

    The worse part is the US government is going to give him billions in aid paid for by the US tax payers.

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    DaBoogadie  over 4 years ago

    Fastest growing country on the planet…by far.

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    khmo  over 4 years ago

    At least he doesn’t have a do nothing Congress. Perhaps he’s on to something.

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    dot-the-I  over 4 years ago

    Given the flag, the nation could have “The United” and "Six Pack " in its name.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Can’t we just recycle his island and give him witness protection in Hawaii with the Marcos’s?

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Another stable genius afloat on a sea of sickness!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    He will declare war on the US and then lose and collect all the help he can, like The Mouse that Roared.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    As a certifiable vexillophile, I have to admire the design of the “flag” for this new nation — so apt! Move over, Nepal!

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    There was an eccentric in San Francisco in 1859 who declared himself to be Emperor Norton. He was so loved many amused people let him live his fantasy. An amusing story. Look it up.

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    wndflower1  over 4 years ago

    what?? you mean there’s a WORST part in the news?? every day there are back to back “worst parts!”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    We now have an unnecessary remote location to resume open air nuclear testing. The cable networks just love the videos and rabid debate.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 4 years ago

    We want a Cap’n Eddie and Danae arc! (repeat ten million times until we finally GET the damn arc!)

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 4 years ago

    he has nuclear wessles!

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Yes we don’t.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And his Empire continues to grow!

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    He announced that the Nation of Trash Island has a Death Penalty for all Immigrants and the Velveeta Voldemort responded by inviting him to a State Dinner at the White House.

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    nbwddd  over 4 years ago

    You know that it isn’t a floating pile of this stuff like an island you can stand on. They’ve merely estimated the amount of floating stuff in the water and likened it unto an island to get more attention to it.

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