Livin’ In the Fridge – Weird Al
Well it is the male Peacock with the nice feathers and not the female
Every day I walked 15,840 paces to school, uphill both ways in freezing rain and snow barefoot with a spade so I could break thru the snow to the dirt for my food while melting the snow for my drink.
There’s something weird in the fridge todayI don’t know what it isFood, I can’t recognizeMy roommate won’t throw a thing awayI guess it’s probably hisIt looks like it’s aliveAnd livin’ in the fridge, livin’ in the fridgeLivin’ in the fridge, livin’ in the fridgeThere’s something gross in the fridge todayIt’s green and growin’ hair, it’s been there since JulyIf you can name the object in that baggie over thereThen mister, you’re a better man than IIt’s livin’ in the fridgeYou can’t stop the mold from growin’(Dysentery, dysentery)Livin’ in the fridgeCan’t tell what it is at all(Dysentery, dysentery)Livin’ in the fridgeYou can’t stop the mold from growin’(Dysentery, dysentery)Livin’ in the fridgeTell me, do you think it should be carbon datedFumigated or cremated and buried at sea?You try to save a little bit of you’re home cookin’Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin’ specimenIt always happens my friendAgain and again and again and againSomethin’ stinks in the fridge todayAnd it’s been rottin’ there all weekIt could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steakWell, maybe I should another peek
My Dad volunteered after he got word of how the Chinese were influencing/infiltrating the fight in Vietnam and got there in time for Operation Jacknife.
If it happened once it would have still happened and all your attempts to stop it failed, like Terminator.
She also has no wedding if that guy is smart enough!
Actually I think it would be more like realizing that they weren’t in heaven to begin with if that devil could get there. The Devil just likes messin’ with your mind.
One of the original names of candy corn was actually “chicken feed”.
Fun Fact: the cowardly lion’s costume in the movie was a real lion’s pelt.