Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 16, 2020

Just bring Cliff into the room – he’s a natural aroma diffuser.

I had an episode of parosmia a few weeks ago. I woke up in the morning to an unbelievably strong smell of bacon and their wasn’t any. Very disappointed.

A good trick is to have one that smells like burnt toast and not admit it.

Good idea, though I would prefer freshly baked bread.

I once read the scents of lavender and licorice tend to arouse men sexually. And I must say, Pamela, you’re looking particularly delicious today.

Here in Chicago, we are only a very short time away from the annual BaconFest (seriously!)

Come on, Rickard, get your words right. You meant diffuse, not dispense. Look it up.

A chacun à son goût.

Lavender? YUCK!!! That stuff just chokes me – & I don’t even think it smells very good!

When camping I cook bacon to wake everyone up. Never a complaint.

I prefer cinnamon.

It’s about time.

Mmmmmm…bacon…

YES! Shut up and take my money!

So that begs the question: why wouldn’t bacon, coffee and donut oil be considered “essential” oils? They are to me!

Why would you buy a Bacon Scent diffuser that doesn’t give you any actual Bacon while it’s making you Hungry?

When stationed in Reykjavík, Iceland (as opposed to all those other Reykjavíks), my uncle knew a fellow who realized the heating system blew air from his area all over the base. He had his parents send him a couple of hundred pounds of popcorn.

Whenever he needed money, he started popping. The aroma spread and everybody came for or sent for some popcorn.

Quite lucrative…and it brought joy, memories of times back at home.

Coming in the house after school and smelling the just-baked burnt-sugar vanilla butter cookies in the kitchen..