Why he was kicked out of the Army. He was a desserter.
sounds like he got his just desserts…
(sic)
The shrink’s couch is imploding as we speak!!
Sounds like a Dead Man Walking.
He’d better break that habit toot(h) sweet!
When he sits around the house, he sits “around the house”!
Cookies!!
That sounds like a challenge to me.
Dessert Storm…
Just say he’s fat. No point in sugarcoating it!
If he can do that with hot dogs, he can make a living out of it!
When he loses it all, he’ll be eating humble pie.
B A R F
Overactive Pie-hole Syndrome?
Outright plagiarism from Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher.
Rookie! You should see how many donuts I can get in my mouth at one time!
This guy is such an amateur compared to Joey Chestnut.
I’ll bet he fudged the numbers.
A rarity for Mr. Hilburn: a character in The Argyle Sweater actually wearing an argyle sweater.
I’ve always heard that “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”, but I guess it runs both ways.
Wait till you see what he does on March 14th.
If I refuse to compete with him, does that make me a deserter?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago
Why he was kicked out of the Army. He was a desserter.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
sounds like he got his just desserts…
(sic)
SHIVA over 4 years ago
The shrink’s couch is imploding as we speak!!
Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sounds like a Dead Man Walking.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
He’d better break that habit toot(h) sweet!
iggyman over 4 years ago
When he sits around the house, he sits “around the house”!
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Cookies!!
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
That sounds like a challenge to me.
J Quest over 4 years ago
Dessert Storm…
Nate England over 4 years ago
Just say he’s fat. No point in sugarcoating it!
enigmamz over 4 years ago
If he can do that with hot dogs, he can make a living out of it!
uniquename over 4 years ago
When he loses it all, he’ll be eating humble pie.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
B A R F
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Overactive Pie-hole Syndrome?
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Outright plagiarism from Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Rookie! You should see how many donuts I can get in my mouth at one time!
Lightpainter Premium Member over 4 years ago
This guy is such an amateur compared to Joey Chestnut.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
I’ll bet he fudged the numbers.
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
A rarity for Mr. Hilburn: a character in The Argyle Sweater actually wearing an argyle sweater.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’ve always heard that “stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts”, but I guess it runs both ways.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Wait till you see what he does on March 14th.
ekke over 4 years ago
If I refuse to compete with him, does that make me a deserter?