Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 18, 2020

Thanks for the great advice Ralph!

Remember your Frequent Flyer points.

You would have lost it up your butt had we not been probing it at the time!

Aha. Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected!

Sadly, under most U.S. health plans, “probes” are not covered.

Our business depends on repeat customers. And tell your friends about us!

The battery died. Do you have a charger and cord? That cord is only used on Apple.

At four, you get to be eggroll! ( remember ‘TO SERVE MAN’ from “The Twilight Zone”)

“And, I wore my new Star Wars underwear. Just for you!”

Is this a pre-existing condition?

New British invention called “The Lift.”

Just imagine the roaming charges the aliens have racked up!!!

Do you validate parking too?

You’re welcome!!!