Is that car goin (Splat!)
I thought of Rodney Dangerfield!
I was very shy as a teen. Add clumsy and glasses to that and guess how many dates I had in High School. Very Few!!
A cataract surgeon! (worked for me)
The deer, unlike the kids, have a hereditary reason for it.
Racpist or Rapcist?
My scale is broken! Every time I go on a diet it says I gained weight!!
Keep it clean. Spoilsport!
That doesn’t mean Eddie won’t tell a good yarn about them!