Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 16, 2020

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Don’t tell them about the chocolate.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No, I gotta go with the bacon on this one. Something that is distinctly flavored in a way that must depend on the specific location of where it is produced. There is surely some foodstuff in any such advanced lifeform that is analogous to our fixation with sugar.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And who could blame them?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 4 years ago

    Searching for the glory that was Grease?

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Invasion of the bacon snatchers…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Real aliens are more incons-piguous.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Bellies have been allowed to accumulate too much fat to make good human bacon.

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    waltermgm  over 4 years ago

    It’s a pantry!

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    Gerard:D  over 4 years ago

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    1soni  over 4 years ago

    That’s why we have a Space Force!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Don’t worry.

    We can repel them with our Kale Cannons and Brussels Sprouts Bombs. And, as a last resort, we’ve always got the Lima Bean Lasers.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    In outer space, no one can smell your bacon.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Could you all just stop whizzing about, as it’s very distracting, and I…AM…TALKING!!!”

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    CharlesBrickner1  over 4 years ago

    Brewster Rockit liked bacon today, too.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not so funny when the mother ship from the planet Porkisus shows up and vaporizes the planet for all their crimes against pigs…

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