Clay Bennett for December 08, 2019

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    shakeswilly  over 4 years ago

    Orange in orange.

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    I wonder how many cigarettes it costs to get a bucket of chicken and a diet coke.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Is that XXXL?

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    KenseidenXL  over 4 years ago

    FYI: BOP inmate numbers use the XXXXX-XXX format. The first 5 are personal and the last three are the judicial district of first arrest and booking by the US Marshal’s Service.Orange jumpsuits are only worn by inmates in The Hole.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Under U.S. justice, he’ll never do the time, even at the state level.

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    Jason Allen  over 4 years ago

    Well, he does seem to like the color orange.

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    wolfiiig  over 4 years ago

    No greater gift! (Unless a permanent cure for bone spurs is found)?

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    I think his health will take him be for the law does.

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    Kurtass Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Box isn’t big enough to fit tiny’s coveralls, let alone Giuliani’s, Pence’s, Nunes’, Eric’s, Jr’s, Ivanka’s, etc.

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    Pontiac Mick  over 4 years ago

    This guy is always getting free stuff.

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    ideations  over 4 years ago

    Such is the stuff of dreams. (Good one, Clay!)

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Can you even GET THEM in 5XXXXXL Extra Fat??

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    rs0204 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I would help pay for that present and we have to make sure it is not returnable.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Hope they got a Quadruple XXXX to fit…..

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    brwydave Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The colors of the shoes and golf shirt are perfect. A thoughtful gift and very nicely wrapped.

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    Nantucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If Trump is impeached and convicted, does he still get a library (lie-brary)?

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    At least he’d be behind a Wall. . . .

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Given his padded court.. unlikely he will ever get to wear them.. Still we all want to believe there is a Santa…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    We wish us a Merry Christmas, We wish us a Merry Christmas, We wish us a Merry Christmas, May you be gone by next year!

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pretty clear that the Senate will acquit him. We can only hope that he loses in 2020, and SDNY brings charges. Lock him up!

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    syzygy47  over 4 years ago

    People are commenting on the size of the uniform. I’d say, in the spirit of Cinderella, if the shoe(s) fits…

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    Kip W  over 4 years ago

    Makes sense. If they got him a white shirt, it would gradually turn orange, starting with the collar and working down. Just ask the woman who has to keep cleaning that garbage.

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    Stormy Panda  over 4 years ago

    Does anyone know guiliani’s size? He’s the one who’s next for an indictment.

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    Ally2005  over 4 years ago

    I have a feeling Trump will flee the country before he’ll ever put on an orange jumpsuit. I hope I’m wrong.

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    Curiosity Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He should have been in prison years ago, at the very least for various instances of business fraud and sexual assault that he has admitted to or even bragged about. Other strong possibilities include money laundering, tax evasion, and at least 3 counts of rape. And that’s Before he took over the Republican Party and was appointed President! Since then add Obstruction of Justice, bribery/extortion, and being in violation of the emoluments clause as certainties, and treason as a strong possibility.

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    lobo1939  over 4 years ago

    I wish.

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    Diamond Lil  over 4 years ago

    If only!

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    gscuder  over 4 years ago

    Once he’s impeached by the House he can no longer be pardoned. By anyone.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t worry, FATUS, you can wear your red tie over it.

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    Bonita Voigt  over 4 years ago

    I hope there are more of these “gifts” for the rest of his Klan.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Crooked liar Trump wears Bronx TV orange base make up.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    Orange_U_Tan is the Old Trump.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pleeeeeeeeeeease

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