In Security by Bea R. for November 27, 2019

A real life communist woman visiting Tucson held her purse exactly like this. And every hour she had to visit the bathroom.

We were very polite in not mentioning that it’d be OK to flip the cassette tape in public.

Roy’s Dad already looks pretty ‘Fed Up.’ ✨❤️✨

Admiral Ackbar couldn’t have said it better, Gabby.

I hope Roy’s dad isn’t turning blue… Might want to loosen that collar buckle just a wee bit

You know what, all of a sudden I’m thinking Gabby and Michaela are in the best seats, as far from all this as possible.

I for one perfer money to communism, but the thing with communism is that you don’t have a choice.

Give Dolly some more plastic and she’ll beat the bird. XD

Yes Roy you made a mistake, but it’s between this and the in-laws eager to fire at you, which one was the worse alternative? Actually a good question.

Looks like Sam is tying a few on…? Can’t say I blame him…

Family, cannot live with them, cannot kill them.

Yes, you shouldn’t be celebrating with your parents… none of you.

Sedine’s Mom is about to catch these hand (aka I’m going to slap her)

The price of a free meal Gabby. Sit back and enjoy the adults being…….adults. It’s what I use to do.

Sam was wise to trade the carving knife for a glass of vino. The sooner Sedine serves the bird the sooner things quiet down. A big meal followed by a sipper of Dewi’s should lead to more nappers than shouters. Hubbs and Ellie can enjoy the ball game in peace.

Nailed it! This is my family Thanksgiving! Gotta love ’em all!

Don’t see Ellie & Hubs. Are they making out under the table?

They better carve it quickly or Sedines dad is going to start gnawing on it.

Planning a bird makeover, Mrs. Roy’s Mother?

Pulchritudinous poultry!

This year it’s just me, my wife, my cousin and her wife and my MIL. And the cats and dogs. Quiet and serene. Stopped inviting/going over to relatives who we found were detracting to the quiet and/or adding to the stress.

Got a sign at my kitchen table saying “Tr__p free zone”

I think what is important in this picture is SEDINE HAS A KNIFE!

Weren’t things crazy enough without bringing He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named into this?

Glad when this is over!

Okay Gabby, grab the turkey and teleport out of there. I would love to see Sedine’s Mom face then!

And that is why things are too volatile to speak of such things.

Wow, I survived a Thanksgiving and no new mounds of dirt in the back:-)