I once saw a U-Haul truck parked in front of the local funeral home. That was quite a disturbing sight. I WAS tempted to ask if it was a pickup or delivery…
i’m reminded of an episode of midsomer Murders. a doctor lived upstairs from a mortician and they were carrying out illegal burials. it was a red herring from the real case but very odd
Superfrog over 4 years ago
Dead easy.
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
Drive-Thru window? But what will the walking dead do?
trainnut1956 over 4 years ago
I once saw a U-Haul truck parked in front of the local funeral home. That was quite a disturbing sight. I WAS tempted to ask if it was a pickup or delivery…
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
Just wait till they start having Organic-Funerals, and Non-Organic-Funerals.
llong65 over 4 years ago
drive through is for the mob, that way they get rid of the bodies fast.
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
I ain’t dead yet!
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Just text “on my way” while you’re driving and you’ll get there “just in time”.
rshive over 4 years ago
The cost is buried, along with the fine print.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Do you have takeaway service?
Numbnumb over 4 years ago
Well he never gets complaints from his customers.
wlbr549 over 4 years ago
Would you like an apple pie with that?
prrdh over 4 years ago
There isn’t a Celebration of Life app yet?
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 4 years ago
i’m reminded of an episode of midsomer Murders. a doctor lived upstairs from a mortician and they were carrying out illegal burials. it was a red herring from the real case but very odd
comixbomix over 4 years ago
At first, I wondered why Mort doesn’t have an “area” code…
montylc2001 over 4 years ago
Bring out your dead…..
WilliamPennat over 4 years ago
Better call Mort….