Cosmo suffers from “furniture disease”. His chest is in his drawers!
Mort’s comments were D.O.A. (Dead on arrival).
Queen Muffin is about to abdicate the throne to King Earl!
If he was watching the Baltimore Orioles, they were losing. ( I’m a long-suffering fan).
His biggest mistake was marrying the woman (Opal) who remembers all of his other mistakes!
Don’t fight it ,Earl. Just accept it. This advice courtesy of a man who lives with two females.
Often you’re better off being the indian than the chief!
Let it go, Earl, let it go!
His mind has wandered off and isn’t coming back!