I feel sorry for those of you who have had a bad experience with religion, religious zealots, etc.. All I can say is that churches and religions are made up of imperfect people, which we ALL are. If you’re seeking God, pray to him and be honest with him about your thoughts and feelings. He’ll answer you in some way. As far as churches go, try to find one that preaches what the Bible says, not what some person says.
Don’t worry Opal. Earl will splash enough paint for both of you!