Bliss by Harry Bliss for November 14, 2019

No jury will convict them.

Self defense.

Creepy kid. Lock her up.

“I will not speak until I have a lawyer.”

Pick up the brother. See if his story matches her story. Better contact the D.A.

Hansel & Regret-al.

Wait till the Sierra Club hears about Little Red Ridding Hood.

Your brother Hansel is coppin a plea; says pushin her in the oven was all your idea.

Let’s get back to those sheep you say you “lost”…

Truth is stranger than fiction LOL

The charges: B & E, second degree murder, and willful destruction of property worth over 1000 calories.

“Law and Order: Grimm Brothers Version”?

For Gretal, I guess that reverses the old saying to, “Out of the oven and into the frying pan”.

That’s one less witch you’ll have to hunt.

Is this case where the ‘breadcrumbs defense’ originated?

She’s gonna fry? They must have an electric highchair.

How are these guys going to get their guns out of their shoulder holsters?

Gretel Thunberg.

Your brother took it on the lam, so why not co-operate and maybe we can cut a deal.

“That’s what SHE said.”

Huh. I didn’t know Sylvia Plath had kids.