Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 29, 2019

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    How many kilometres per gallon can my Hummer get with a tank full of babies?

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    Ida No  over 4 years ago

    “Babies is meat!”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s important to study outside your major.

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    Differentname  over 4 years ago

    I subscribe to the theory that the main impetus to move from hunter/gatherer to farming was the need to have vast amounts of grain to make beer.

    Meat is power, but a BBQ needs beer!

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I put a side of beef in her bed. She filed a restraining order against me.

    Go figure.

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    ekw555  over 4 years ago

    meanwhile, somewhere there is a childless vegan saying “waitaminnit!”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    “Bring me my blood meal so I can reproduce!”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Do you get to share baby batter with all of the women that you share the meat with?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    How about if on the way home he just kills a large supreme pizza and invites the neighbors over?

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    Mad Sci  over 4 years ago

    A loser brings home the bacon, a real man brings the whole hog.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    I agree that a big bank account isn’t sexy. Ever try to have sex with one?

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    gnome  over 4 years ago

    take her to Arby’s®….

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Babies are the future, use them up and…

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