ANCIENT!!!?? I’ll have you know that as a Neofelis nebulosa I’m a NEW cloudy cat!!
Wasn’t it conservative Republicans who used to say “Better DEAD than Red!”?
Funny how that’s changed.
Shouldn’t that be “ypoc pukcaB a etaerC” ?
Or even “γqoɔ qυʞɔɒꓭ ɒ ǝɈɒǝɿƆ”?
You need to call a herpetologist if you have a reptile dysfunction.
I put a side of beef in her bed. She filed a restraining order against me.
You might think it’s easier to just pour in some baby oil, but they lie.It’s not made out of babies.
But Hillary’s emails!!!!
There is one surefire way to make an enchanted broom like that to cease singing.
Turn it so that the bristles are on the bottom, touch them to the floor, and sweep.
No, no, don’t stop. If you quit sweeping before the floor is clean it will start singing again. You missed a spot.
We’re going to need another Timmy!
If I order turtle soup, I want it made from a freshly killed turtle, not one that they found dead on the side of the road with a plastic straw through its guts.