Ah. The rack, thumbscrews and other compression-devices, and the wheel are all certifiably effective devices for torture. I especially like that spikey back support in the first rack. So, I’m going to guess that “get well soon” is just sadistic sarcasm.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
You’re KILLING me with your STRETCH of imagination… SCREW YOU!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s for people with laryngitis.
coltish1 over 4 years ago
From the short-lived and highly ironic line of greeting cards put out by the Church during the Spanish Inquisition.
chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago
I would probably send a card like that to someone with a certain kind of sense of humor.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago
That doesn’t sound very sincere.
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
An early Hallmark prototype …
today it would be a best-seller …!
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
She blinded me with science.
Hugh B. Hayve over 4 years ago
I’ll give this comic one thumb up, I’d give it two but the other one is being punished for being too enthusiastic.
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
… there’s no such thing as a little garlic…
…from the Froglandia Addams family collection…
…I’m not sure if this card is sincere or not…
… but I’m not going to rack my brain over it…
…and if you die you’re not a witch…
…aaah, Halloween is here already…
…first Eddie Money and now this…
…hurts so good…
…from the good people that brought you the crucifix…
…racks don’t kill people…
…mentally I’ll people kill people…
…and they took my pain meds away, too…
…Nikes new no pain no gain advertisements…
Linguist over 4 years ago
This adjusted Get Well card was sent by our friend in pain, Dr." Stretchin’ Gretchen " Cruncher at Back Acres Farm.
painedsmile over 4 years ago
What’s that about GETting to throw someone in a WELL SOON?
Jml58 over 4 years ago
This is what can happen if you give me a thumbdown.
InquireWithin over 4 years ago
It’s time for Toledo’s favorite game show, Wheel… Of… TORTURE!!!
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Ah. The rack, thumbscrews and other compression-devices, and the wheel are all certifiably effective devices for torture. I especially like that spikey back support in the first rack. So, I’m going to guess that “get well soon” is just sadistic sarcasm.
Carry on, doctor….
danshen over 4 years ago
“Sorry I forgot our safe-word.”
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
I’m keeping an eye out for the next Frog Applause.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
It’s so refreshing to receive a Get Well card!
INGSOC over 4 years ago
feeling better, but in the meantime please keep a safe distance
androgenoide over 4 years ago
These devices are typically used by authorities who wish to demonstrate their moral superiority to the victim.