Oh fer…The FRONT Todd, the cloud is supposed to go in the front! And get away from the window, Old Mrs. Cloberdougle is gonna have an apoplectic fit again.
Todd puts on quite the impromptu performance when a good storm kicks in. Lightning flashes in particular lend his interpretative dance a useful strobe affect. Sometimes he even adds a soundtrack. Whatever music he feels inspires him at the moment. If he can get the timing just so, it’s really striking.
There once was a man from Madras, whose #@(($ were made of brass. When the clanged together, they played stormy weather and lightning shot out of his @—.
seanfear over 1 year ago
and I’m guessing all that he’s wearing is .. metallic, I suppose?
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Thank goodness it’s not clear skies today.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh fer…The FRONT Todd, the cloud is supposed to go in the front! And get away from the window, Old Mrs. Cloberdougle is gonna have an apoplectic fit again.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now that’s re-volting!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Todd puts on quite the impromptu performance when a good storm kicks in. Lightning flashes in particular lend his interpretative dance a useful strobe affect. Sometimes he even adds a soundtrack. Whatever music he feels inspires him at the moment. If he can get the timing just so, it’s really striking.
hangedman over 1 year ago
Hurricane Todd.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Interestingly enough, our area is under a thunderstorm watch tonight.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 1 year ago
As acting Sheriff, I’ve gotten a few calls about Todd, lately, every time a storm comes in…
(about 68% of them from Last Rose, but still, some from other citizens as well).
So, don’t worry…. I had a little talk with him.
Folks, we have all kinds here in Ballard County… and I know that if you really think about it, you’ll realise that you wouldn’t want it any other way.
So I told him that we have no particular ordinance against dressing as a rain cloud…
but to avoid complaints, please wear a cloud front and back…
And be sure to keep your lightning rod indoors.
Doug K over 1 year ago
For Todd, there’s a storm where the sun don’t shine.
Gandalf over 1 year ago
That storm cloud just may be a warning… Maybe it’s the beans?
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve known some who’s flatulence was like that
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Electrifying you’re not! OY
rhpii over 1 year ago
There once was a man from Madras, whose #@(($ were made of brass. When the clanged together, they played stormy weather and lightning shot out of his @—.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Todd also enjoys giving frontals!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Is that a lightning bolt, or are you just glad to see me?”
“Ooo, is that Ball Lightning?”
“Don’t look, Ethel! But it was too late, she’d been electrified…”
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Todd has spent the good part of his life trying to synchronize his.. um, climax, with a good clap of thunder.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 1 year ago
See Citizen Dog for more stormy wether.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
He finds lightning brightning (sic). :)
Bilan over 1 year ago
Everybody else on Ballard Street doesn’t look forward to the storm lifting.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Hey I know Todd….he’s put on a lot of weight, but it is just the sort of thing he might do.
Tigressy over 1 year ago
Authentic originally spicy Indian cuisine will do that to you, rear and front.
Chris Sherlock over 1 year ago
Todd has a striking personality, but it often leads to stormy relations with the neighbors.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Todd is the reason so many people bolt for cover during storms.