The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 17, 2019

If they pull him out of this, that’s gonna be one Mad Cow.

That’s a lot of bull!

Guessing there NOT, in India !

Ernest Angusly.

He’s a prime candidate for exorcising!

If you knew anything about farming, you’d know that ‘ox’ and ‘father’ don’t go together.

This cracks me up!!!

666 — the Number of the Beast.

665 — the number of the Beast’s loser buddy.

666 Road to Hell — the home address of the Beast.

667 Road to Hell — the address of the Beast’s next door neighbor.

(666) — area code of the Beast.

666 degrees Fahrenheit — the oven temperature for Roast Beast.

I know some people who need to be oxorcised! Evil 666..MOMMIEEEEEE

Grain fed is OK, but leave the fermented grain alone…

Udderly ridiculous.

Makes as much sense as any religion/superstition.

Fell off the chair laughing, thank you, Scott.

Good yoke.

Never eat at the sign of the green hexagon.

A bit of wisdom/warning/humor from the early ’80s:

“And ye shall know him by the numbers of his name, and the numbers shall be 6 and 6 and 6.”

Ronald – 6 letters. Wilson – 6 letters. Reagan – 6 letters.

Of course, back then we didn’t think it could get worse; we had no idea the Shrub & Donnie Dimbulb were on the horizon.

This looks like a case of bovine intervention!

I guess they’re cowthalic

Everybody stand back now. This could get really messy.

This one is almost Gary Larson good.

Mad cow disease strikes again!

This art form is a rare medium well done.

Hooolly cow!

But it is funny!

Scott Hilburn: You just came up with two fantastic puns.

My ox is broken!!#AmazingRace

Exorcisms are increasing in frequency and the Catholic Church did up date its protocols. Also other denominations are doing it too.

Horned priests? How trite.

I’ve heard of papal bulls, but…

Meh… his ego is showing.. he’s blowing his own horns.

Well that movie was a load of bull.