Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 09, 2019

Some judges like those high podiums so they can look down on the rest of us

Order the ‘Supreme’…and a Six-Pack !

This whole cart is out of order!

I thought you could only order in the court.

Looking forward to the day a couple of customers show up arguing about whether it’s okay to put ketchup on a hot dog.

It probably takes six weeks just to get a hearing.

dogs come is sizes district or supreme.

I object! … To yellow mustard on that dog!

I make it a rule to never argue with a weiner.

OOOMMM….You can meditate on all the additives and fillers in the hot dog as you munch, while contemplating eternity.

Can I get a Supreme Quart size drink with that?

What Wiley doesn’t show is the liquor dispensers on the other side of the dias. That’s the sidebar!

Someone once said that people who loved law or sausage should never watch either one being made. Here we have a lawyer selling a sausage? I think I’d pass, your honor.

LITIGATIVE HELP 5¢

THE JUSTICE IS [IN]

I object. Where is the Cincinnati chili?

There’s a hot dog stand in Los Angeles called “Law Dogs.” Run by a couple of lawyers who give free legal advice one evening a week. So a judge isn’t too much of a stretch….https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1997-oct-07-me-40179-story.html

Ketchup and mayonnaise go together just as chili, onions and mustard go together on hot dogs.

Patrons rely on the notion that Hizzoner’s verdicts will cut the mustard.

I’d rather have a Polish sausage.

Lesdyxia strikes again and I thought his final offer was “Meditation.” Which made me stop and think…

Ask about his Shark Sausage special for Lawyers.

At least he is not Judge Persky, who after being recalled over the Brock Turner decision, just got fired from his job teaching Women’s Tennis at a South Bay High School.