Garfield by Jim Davis for October 30, 2019

Can he work weekends?

But, Mr. Talbot, can you also learn to not bite people (co-workers AND clientele)?

Sounds like a yes man to me.

That’s more than any of my managers can do

Doesn’t sound skilful

He’s over qualified.

Sorry Mr Talbot. We’re looking for someone who can kiss butts other than his own.

Is this the “PHB” interview ??? (ref: Dilbert)

He can be in charge of the night shift!

The better reply would have been to say rollover and play dead. That would be executive management.

He’s gonna need more skills.

@jimchronister2016 I have to get up earlier. You beat me to the line …

Just kick Wolfman out

Is this Garfield or Dilbert?

All good until he gets reported to HR for licking himself in public and sniffing co-workers’ rear ends…

How would Human Resources handle a werewolf?

Garfield is moving into Dilbert’s territory?

A big HI FIVE to the previous comment

He can separate the sickly, weak, and old employees from your herd and devour them. Put him in human (yum) resources.

However he usually gets someone else to play dead.

Loved The Wolfman back in the day.

Wolfman Jack that is

I was thinking of an entirely different “Wolfman”.

1990’s: Wolfman Jack Interview

https://youtu.be/is7HKh39vhE

The wolfman got the job for sure with those credentials

It sounds like … “You rub my stomach and I’ll rub yours”.

I’ll bet he can howl at the moon too!

I’m the harry handed gent, that ran amuck in Kent, and lately I’e overheard in Mayfair. After this let’s head over to Trader Vic’s.