What do you get when you cross a pig and a lawyer? No one knows. There are some things a pig just won’t do.
What is the problem if a lawyer is buried to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
It’s only 99% of lawyers that give the remaining ones a bad name.
Ouch. The pain. All those Brady/Belichick haters have no idea how bad the 60s, 70’s, 80’s and 90’s were
A better world, where Trump’s father was sterile
Our dog snapped at flies, ate them if he could. We nicknamed him, “Renfield.”
That was my first thought as well
Eat two clumps of grass and call me in the morning
Mountain Jam. Allman Brothers. Eat a Peach
This could get interesting …