Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 16, 2019

An ounce of pretension is worth a ton of manure.

Great job of making fun of France’s “special regions”.

“You tiny-brained wiper of other people’s bottoms.”

Oui, oui, oui all the way home.

Insult d’origine contrôlée.

She nailed that one!

O m g !

Is Beaujolais nouveau from a box too pretentious? : > ]

Pretty well all of France is pretentious.

This wine has a major note of gasoline and oil from the 2-stroke rototiller they used to crush the grapes and oak from the tub. I give this wine a rating of 4 markdown stickers.

but is this Champagne you are drinking?

BREAKING NEWS Nincompoops worldwide are staging protests over this remark, which they feel is insulting and demeaning to them.

Film at Elevenish.

There’s an unpretentious region in France? Who knew!

And don’t even get me started on Chianti!

Hah! Ralph watches Fawlty Towers! :)

Not if he’s in one of our elite military units.

Yeah well pretentious is as pretentious does.