The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 30, 2019

As the sign says, “We aim to please. You aim too, please”

Guys, I have long wondered why is it so hard to keep it in the bowl…just askin’ ;-)

Well, if it works in bars, why not at home?

I’ve seen urinals with stickers of flies in them … fewer splashing

‘We aim to please. You aim too, please’

If I was Joey, I’d be more interested in finding out how my wife knows how to dole out the point totals for each guy.

Well, at least she leaves the seat up.

“Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.”

That must be Tim.

This is why a home urinal is a good idea.

TOILET HUMOR !

How does she know which one’s which one’s? Does she smell and tell?

If only there was a wall shaped urinal. A tree shaped one would work as well.

“Our house is our home, we’re proud of it, and like to keep it neat, so please be kind with your behind and don’t pee on the seat”

But women sometimes pee on the seat!

They might end up competing for who has the lowest score.

This is so unrealistic. No way would there be any spot on the floor that has zero points.

I’m surprised that the roll of toilet paper does not have a number associated with it. How about -100?

It’s fun to aim at the side and create a whirlpool. Weeeeee!!!!

Check this out. https://www.hoax-slayer.net/the-fly-in-the-urinal-schiphol-airport-toilet-aim-improvement-technique/

There is a reason that you do not use carpet in the bathroom.

It’s all fun and games until you get it in the eye.

Piss on her. How many points?

What’s most disturbing is she must perform constant DNA testing to do the scoring!

Somebody’s gonna lose points for not changing the toilet paper.

Joan Rivers once said, “you can tell a lot about a male lover by the way they pee. There must be something wrong if they can’t even hit a hole (she mimicks a toilet seat shape with her hands) THAT big…”

I work retail and both Men’s and Women’s bathrooms get trashed daily. Come on people you can flush twice or more if necessary! And use some of the tissue to wipe the seat if you dribble.I won’t touch anything in there (even with soap and water) without some paper between my skin and the door latches and handles, flush bar, paper towel dispenser……

Still won’t work. The bathroom is on the Death Star.

Now THAT’S humor.

What a revolting development this has turned out to be!

Wow this has certainly been tooo much informaaaatioooon

Toilet pong?

Be like Dad, not like Sis. Lift the seat, when you …

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.|"