Put the lime in the coconut, and drink it all up.
Sometimes you taste like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
What can Arlo do to get that bad taste out of his mouth?
What is she, Arlo? A Mounds bar? ;-)
The Cocoa butter stuff is even worse.
Remember when we used “suntan oil?” When did it become “lotion?” Was that when the SPF stuff started?
Arlo, m’ man! You know how to treat her like a queen. ;o)
She’ll have raccoon eyes if she keeps the shades on.
My favorite was always Joy To The World
Its: “You put de lime in de coconut and drink it all up.” Spelling is everything.
When fragrance overrules flavor.
Also, Raspberry facial mask does NOT taste like raspberries! {{XP
I bought some coconut flavoring. My beloved liked it enough she used it just to make her skin smell better.
Whatever makes her happy.
I always spent as much time as I could at the pool/beach/whatever-body-of-water was handy, but no more; I was driven away by the stench of coconut – one of the vilest substances known to Man.
After she gets her tan she’ll be kvetching about her “leathery” skin.
I love the smell of Coppertone oil
Are you new at this?
Oh Janis
Silly Janice, being white isn’t a bad thing.
All I can think of is the song “put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!……” Love the song…….
That cabana boy isn’t going to get a tip without his shirt tied up to mid-chest and making comments like that!
♬Nibblin’ on her nose♬
♬Watchin’ her turn rose♬
♬She’s liein’ there all covered in oil♬ — Apologies to Jimmy Buffett
alasko almost 5 years ago
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink it all up.
jarvisloop almost 5 years ago
Sometimes you taste like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
John Smith almost 5 years ago
What can Arlo do to get that bad taste out of his mouth?
sheilag almost 5 years ago
What is she, Arlo? A Mounds bar? ;-)
assrdood almost 5 years ago
The Cocoa butter stuff is even worse.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 5 years ago
Remember when we used “suntan oil?” When did it become “lotion?” Was that when the SPF stuff started?
Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Arlo, m’ man! You know how to treat her like a queen. ;o)
jonesbeltone almost 5 years ago
She’ll have raccoon eyes if she keeps the shades on.
gduncan58 almost 5 years ago
My favorite was always Joy To The World
Meledosia almost 5 years ago
Its: “You put de lime in de coconut and drink it all up.” Spelling is everything.
DDrazen almost 5 years ago
When fragrance overrules flavor.
sacldczoo almost 5 years ago
Also, Raspberry facial mask does NOT taste like raspberries! {{XP
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 5 years ago
I bought some coconut flavoring. My beloved liked it enough she used it just to make her skin smell better.
Whatever makes her happy.
Cozmik Cowboy almost 5 years ago
I always spent as much time as I could at the pool/beach/whatever-body-of-water was handy, but no more; I was driven away by the stench of coconut – one of the vilest substances known to Man.
Ahuehuete almost 5 years ago
After she gets her tan she’ll be kvetching about her “leathery” skin.
57BelAir almost 5 years ago
I love the smell of Coppertone oil
Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Are you new at this?
sjsczurek almost 5 years ago
Oh Janis
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Silly Janice, being white isn’t a bad thing.
whenlifewassimpler almost 5 years ago
All I can think of is the song “put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!……” Love the song…….
paranormal almost 5 years ago
That cabana boy isn’t going to get a tip without his shirt tied up to mid-chest and making comments like that!
Tyge Premium Member almost 5 years ago
♬Nibblin’ on her nose♬
♬Watchin’ her turn rose♬
♬She’s liein’ there all covered in oil♬ — Apologies to Jimmy Buffett