I used to see “unicorn poop” on sale in some stores. It was white and rainbow-colored, which made sense to me. Later recipes added a chocolate kiss to it, which I thought ruined it. After all, unicorn poop is never brown! They’re too pure and innocent and unicorny for that!
Sounds like those videos you see when you click on some post that mentions weight loss, what vegetables are making you sterile, et cetera ad nauseum. They talk around and around and around but never really tell you what you’re trying to find out.
The James Beard School of Crime?