Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 27, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    What are you saying about your wife?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    At least Dad had fun much to his family’s chagrin.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Some people just don’t call it “the great outdoors”.

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    retrocool  almost 5 years ago

    it won’t be long before another arc comes up. a great one.

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    No respect. Children get no respect, right Calvin?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Qualis pater , talis filius

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    JudyHendrickson  almost 5 years ago

    great idea!!! then puthim up for adoption!!!

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    have the DNA tested and then appear on “The Maury Povich Show”?

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    Qiset  almost 5 years ago

    If you can’t believe your wife, who can you believe, right?

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    If Dad had tried this camping stunt with Reba, she would have smacked him upside the head.

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    Calvinist1966  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a Sunday strip due to be reprinted soon – I think it will be tomorrow’s reprint – where Calvin and Dad have quite a good time together. Like the camping story arcs, it was based on Bill Watterson’s memories of his Dad so it’s good to know that he has some happy memories of him although he relied mainly on bad memories for comedy effect as has been the case during the past two weeks.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Calvin’s carrying his own sleeping bag. Either that’s not Calvin or he’s really anxious to leave.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Dad’s lucky he didn’t just get a tent pole upside his head!

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    rentier  almost 5 years ago

    Kids mostly change, when they grow up!! This is the hope!!

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve made the hopeful mailman joke many times. But it appears I’m responsible for my two.

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    joegeethree  almost 5 years ago

    From the Science Daily…“Media and popular scientific literature often claim that many alleged fathers are being cuckolded into raising children that biologically are not their own,” said Maarten Larmuseau of KU Leuven in Belgium. “Surprisingly, the estimated rates within human populations are quite low—around 1 or 2 percent.”

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 5 years ago

    DNA tests are cheap. Go for it.

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    formathe  almost 5 years ago

    “Take my word for it” spoken a million times to the destruction of that many men’s futures.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    He’s lucky that that’s all the reaction he got from his wife.

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    mattro65  almost 5 years ago

    Because my boys can be such little demons and I was always an angel (if you believe that…) I’ve often told my wife that the boys came from telepathic in vitro fertilization. She claims there is no such thing.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Hey Buddy (as I’m tooting my horn and leaning out my car window), you’re in MY campsite!

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    BiathlonNut  almost 5 years ago

    I thought for a long time that I was a cuckoo because both my parents were RH+ whilst I am Rh-. Then I found out about genotypes and phenotypes, where it is possible for both parents to have the recessive Rh- factor and pass it to a child while being Rh+.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I still find it hard to believe they’re related by blood.

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    Holden Awn  almost 5 years ago

    I have heard it said, “Motherhood is a matter of certainty; fatherhood is a matter of faith.”

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    I suspect that Mom sees some things about Dad (which don’t necessarily show up in the strip ) that pretty much match what she sees in Calvin.

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    DanWolfie  almost 5 years ago

    Heh, Calvin sounds a lot like a teenager in the third panel! And so ends the final camping trip story arc in “Calvin and Hobbes”’s run…

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    circleM  almost 5 years ago

    Buford T. Justice: There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I’m gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.

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    Scoutmaster77  almost 5 years ago

    She would know.

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    TennesseeFran  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if it ever occurs to dad to ask mom what SHE would like to do on a vacation??? Humph! Men…..

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Weren’t you there when he cam out?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hmmm. I wonder now why my daughter never completed the DNA test I sent her. Or maybe she did…

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    It’s the stork’s fault.

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    Martin 78  almost 5 years ago

    Dad needs to send mom to a spa, and Calvin to space camp. And go ‘wilderness’ by himself.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago
    Kids are obviously not in line with parents wishes. That’s life alight!
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