“Hey, pretty lady! Baby got bactrian!” “We’re dromedaries, idiot.” “Oh, spit.”
There goes your chance for any humping with her.
Inexplicably? What do you expect? She’s sipping wine and he’s swilling beer. Out of a bottle. Loser.
Drinking alcohol in such an arid area is a very bad idea.
Nothing is a bigger turnoff than camelsplaining.
And to think he walked a mile to meet her, now he’s blowing it!
No one likes a know-it-all, Jake!
I hate to break it to your guys, but boobs are fat sweat glands.
Jake needs his HUMP Lipo-suctioned…..
Exactly what my wife (RIP) said about boobs. Now all I see are sacks of Crisco.
does my hump make me look fat?
Never understood why women get so upset about us answering the question honestly but have no issue at all telling us what they think about our physique, loss of hair, graying hair, or appearance.
In Jake’s case, it isn’t water, it’s beer.
Jake…the Cliff Clavin of the camel world.
Being truthful never worked for me either, good luck next time.
At least he’s not smoking.
With his lack of social skills I bet he can’t even get any on Wednesdays of all days.
Jake should have just told her that she looks like she’s retaining water.
September 06, 2014
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
“Hey, pretty lady! Baby got bactrian!” “We’re dromedaries, idiot.” “Oh, spit.”
jasonsnakelover about 5 years ago
There goes your chance for any humping with her.
blunebottle about 5 years ago
Inexplicably? What do you expect? She’s sipping wine and he’s swilling beer. Out of a bottle. Loser.
Gent about 5 years ago
Drinking alcohol in such an arid area is a very bad idea.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 5 years ago
Nothing is a bigger turnoff than camelsplaining.
Stevefk about 5 years ago
And to think he walked a mile to meet her, now he’s blowing it!
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
No one likes a know-it-all, Jake!
DanFlak about 5 years ago
I hate to break it to your guys, but boobs are fat sweat glands.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Jake needs his HUMP Lipo-suctioned…..
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Exactly what my wife (RIP) said about boobs. Now all I see are sacks of Crisco.
redback about 5 years ago
does my hump make me look fat?
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 5 years ago
Never understood why women get so upset about us answering the question honestly but have no issue at all telling us what they think about our physique, loss of hair, graying hair, or appearance.
swanridge about 5 years ago
In Jake’s case, it isn’t water, it’s beer.
Chris Sherlock about 5 years ago
Jake…the Cliff Clavin of the camel world.
Troy Premium Member about 5 years ago
Being truthful never worked for me either, good luck next time.
Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago
At least he’s not smoking.
davetb1956 about 5 years ago
With his lack of social skills I bet he can’t even get any on Wednesdays of all days.
Daeder about 5 years ago
Jake should have just told her that she looks like she’s retaining water.