Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 06, 2019

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 5 years ago

    I WOULD AIM FOR MORE PLAIN LAME

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    WaitingMan  about 5 years ago

    Poor fellow couldn’t compete with Shakespeare’s “Once more unto the breach…”.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 5 years ago

    Nailed it!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer

    The slings and arrows of outrageous lameness

    Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles,

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 5 years ago

    Hark and forsnoot …!

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    Arianne  about 5 years ago

    Flaut their expectations.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    What does flute snoot know anyway?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Can’t all be Dennis Miller, I guess…

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    Arianne  about 5 years ago

    Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon

    You tweet your nose

    You tweet your knows

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    Arianne  about 5 years ago

    He’s blown this nasal piercing thing all out of proportion.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Bernard Pomerance: “Sometimes I think my head is so big because it is so full of dreams.”

    She: “Sometimes I think my Tweets [yada yada yada].”

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    Ray*C  about 5 years ago

    It takes more than a schnozz to be Jimmy Durante (or Cyrano de Bergerac)

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    coltish1  about 5 years ago

    You know any tunes on that thing, or are you just moderately interested in seeing me?

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    coltish1  about 5 years ago

    For anyone who’s reading or watching, THIS is how you make history interesting to the run of the mill mind.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 5 years ago

    “And now, for you, Ichabod will play the recorder.”

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    gigagrouch  about 5 years ago

    La perfide Albion !

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 5 years ago

    … I didn’t know Teresa tweeted…

    … well, at least not the computer type…

    …but just like Enguerrand, Teresa may not be Teresa in the 2nd volume-the sequel…

    … saying FA is too obscure is like saying Frog Applause isn’t lame…

    … here’s obscure: The Queen Of Bermuda…

    … if Kal-El is Jewish, how did they perform his bris?…

    …just look what I did to her sons…

    … as long as you’re not dumb enough to actually use it…

    …from Do No Evil to just plain EVIL…

    … love ya Kansas City…

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 5 years ago

    For no particular reason, see “Tim Conway’s Elephant Story” on YouTube ….

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    INGSOC   about 5 years ago

    envious that trees still maintain their limbs

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    At Agincourt the English squashed the French Froglandia.

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    willie_mctell  about 5 years ago

    Maybe some stupid nicknames and random capitalization would help.

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    waycyber  about 5 years ago

    Noble Charles deVerre was a noted tactician and player of the Norfolk Nose Flute. He was feared in battle because it invariably cost the lives of his own men.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 5 years ago

    tweets for sale…the fare is poorly priced….

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Because I am not a twit, I don’t tweet nor usually even read tweets. But, yeah, what you said there.

    Actualment , it requires no more depth of research than to read the Wikipedia article on Agincourt (Azincourt) to achieve the proffered level of expertise, as obscure as it may sound. Are we not truly lame here in Froglandia?

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