I was shipping some bulk mail, and had to sign a form. The clerk gave me a pen that was about as big as a nightstick. I said,“That’s the biggest pen I have ever seen.” He said, “No one walks off with that one.”
The premise is wrong, entry to heaven is only through forgiveness provided by the sacrificial death, burial and resurrection. Those who trust in Jesus will be given a resurrected body and will no longer desire to snatch up all of the gold pens.
frankgeo about 5 years ago
You should chain them down like the banks do
Superfrog about 5 years ago
Check the security video.
TexTech about 5 years ago
Sooo, what exactly is everyone signing that gives them a chance to steal the pen?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
Look in your pockets.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
You can take a quill from an angel wing.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Might be time to go paperless and store everything on the cloud.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
They took the pens on the way to the other place.
Bryan Farht about 5 years ago
He used to be able to see everything.
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
Next to socks, pens are the most frequently misplaced item.
J Short about 5 years ago
I was shipping some bulk mail, and had to sign a form. The clerk gave me a pen that was about as big as a nightstick. I said,“That’s the biggest pen I have ever seen.” He said, “No one walks off with that one.”
wolferine about 5 years ago
The premise is wrong, entry to heaven is only through forgiveness provided by the sacrificial death, burial and resurrection. Those who trust in Jesus will be given a resurrected body and will no longer desire to snatch up all of the gold pens.
chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago
That’s an awfully small desk. They probably roll off.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
No one took his pens. They keep rolling off the podium into the clouds…..
joefearsnothing about 5 years ago
What are pen thieves doing at the Pearly Gates? ;o]
Ncorrigible Premium Member about 5 years ago
Me
saje49 about 5 years ago
If pens go missing, it’s obviously not heaven.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 5 years ago
The Devil made me do it!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 5 years ago
Sorry, Pete. The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away.
Charlie Tuba about 5 years ago
Make Commandment #11: Thou shall return the pen after using it!
Concretionist about 5 years ago
It’s the heavenly crows.
Charlie Tuba about 5 years ago
Put a chain on the next pen.
Charlie Tuba about 5 years ago
MY PEN!
https://youtu.be/yQ1pO-tZbYA
Iwa Iniki about 5 years ago
Would you like a Fisher Space Pen? They are the best!!!
COL Crash about 5 years ago
I do! I’m using them intead of swords.
Zykoic about 5 years ago
Nooooooo! HOA in Heaven!?