Pickles by Brian Crane for March 30, 2019

oh, hi, Pearl, didn’t see nor hear you come in

“I thought I smelled something.”

My advise to young men is to forget about women at an early age and concentrate on hitting the breaking ball. You do that and everything else will fall into place.

Sometimes it seems that Earl likes taking his life into his own hands.

“Oh, hello Pearl. I wondered where that hot, burning sulfur smell was coming from.”

If you haven’t got a good word to say, say nothing.

Well played Earl !

I love it, Earl! That was nice!

That is so much more satisfying than lowering yourself to Pearl’s level.

was that a look of “laughter” on Roscoe’s face in the last panel?

Hey Pearl where’s your broom?

Calling a spade a spade? Or, The pot calling the kettle black?

To Earl; Reversal – 2 points. Take-Down – 2 points.

Ya burnt!

Don’t be insulted, Roscoe; Earl is smarter than he looks.

Think about it. If we didn’t spend time on nonsense there’d be no comments here.

“What do you mean, I wasn’t talking to you”! “I was talking to my smarter friend”!

Did the dog start growling?

Oh, Is that you Pearl? I thought it was a total eclipse of the sun.

An excellent comeback

Very good, Earl!

good one Earl

So she can insult him, but he can not insult her?

complete AND utter nonsense!

Yeah score one for Earl after all he puts up with from her and his wife…..

It’s better to stay quiet and let people think you’re smart, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt….

I love Earl.

Earl and Pearl need to chill. Love is kind. Forgive if you want to be forgiven!

Well said Earl.