Somewhere between your net intake and your gross habits you’ve become unseamly.
More like crossing the seams.
Wait, I thought Cosmo doesn’t wear pants?
A stitch in time will suture those pants before they become unseemly.
Tailors always see the seamy side of life. Ask a successful one how things are going and the tailor will say, “Sew, Sew.”
Never try to make fun of their job; they’ll needle you, sharply.
Just to be persnickity, it should be Ralph LeWren.
Old joke:“Can this suit be taken out?”“Yes, and burned.”
A good laugh
Not to mention,his bulging assets ;)
Another old joke about torn clothes:
“Euripides?”
“Yeah, Eumenides?”
When Cosmo sits around the house …
“Ralph the Wren” – good one! I love the ones that take a minute to get.
Rick McKee
Superfrog about 5 years ago
Somewhere between your net intake and your gross habits you’ve become unseamly.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
More like crossing the seams.
Mentor397 about 5 years ago
Wait, I thought Cosmo doesn’t wear pants?
littlejohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
A stitch in time will suture those pants before they become unseemly.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Tailors always see the seamy side of life. Ask a successful one how things are going and the tailor will say, “Sew, Sew.”
Never try to make fun of their job; they’ll needle you, sharply.
Differentname about 5 years ago
Just to be persnickity, it should be Ralph LeWren.
scottartist creator about 5 years ago
Old joke:“Can this suit be taken out?”“Yes, and burned.”
rlaker22j about 5 years ago
A good laugh
Herb L 1954 about 5 years ago
Not to mention,his bulging assets ;)
Godfreydaniel about 5 years ago
Another old joke about torn clothes:
“Euripides?”
“Yeah, Eumenides?”
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
When Cosmo sits around the house …
Rob Smith Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Ralph the Wren” – good one! I love the ones that take a minute to get.