Herman by Jim Unger for March 21, 2019

Or else no hot cocoa for you!

The mom with the Klingon living in her basement has the same problem.

Why are we all assuming she is his mother? (I am too, BTW.)

“But mom, you never let me vandalize with my friends after that time. They are going to make fun of me.”

Ya better make sure Rod knows whether it’s AM or PM.

“The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten…”

….yo mama…..

And no noisy bikes – you gotta push it home from the end of the street.

“Yes, Maw.”

…And, before you leave, get those bike parts out of the living room.

“Clothes do not maketh the man.”

Hell’s Grannies

I shudder at the idea … but she could be a real “cougar.”

He’s probably a pushover, like that tattooed character on Survivor calling himself Wardog.

Look for the Academy Awards 2000 best short live action film, “My Mother Dreams the Satan’s Disciples in New York”. I think iTunes has it. It is this cartoon acted out and very funny.

And don’t bring any bodies back, we’re running out room.

Listen to your mom Jared: your fortune cookie last night read you will meet a man who wants your boots, clothes, and cycle soon.

you know he was home at 9:50