Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 08, 2019

When one gets seasick so easily…

That’s why the couch is lime green. (The Chariot VII)

And some have thoughts of mutiny.

I’m afraid Scooter has into the barrel, and he’s building up a head of steam. Soon we’ll be hearing, “Thar he blows!” The evil demon, rum!

The dog: How come I never get to steer? And don’t give me that guff about the wheel being for hands, not paws. I have a mouth and teeth! It’s because I accidentally ate the parrot, isn’t it?

Soooo…. a pirate walks into a bar, he has a ships wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender says “Did you know you have a ships wheel in your trousers?” The pirate says “Aye, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Avast, ye scurvy dogs.

Great jokes guys, I’m still giggling!

Mme Deaucoleur is contributing a blue sky and still green sea. (That’s the only kind of sea she paints).

Rusty says, why did you close the shades? I was having a good squint through my telescope at Miss Millie High Maintenance’s house.

Did you say mutiny?

He’s on the dog watch.

Uh oh! The dogs toes are all spread out…a sign of plotting his course of action….

I got nothing, but i’m seeing a lot of good comments this morning.

Join the Navy, See the World, it’s not just a job, it’s an adventure. .

It’s more phun when you’re not on a target.

Linquist, where are you when we need you?

Rusty is finally beginning to understand what “Shanghaied” means…

I wouldn’t let either one of those landlubbers within hailing distance of my galleon The Irish Rover® ! Only one thing worse than a drugstore cowboy, and that’s a dryland sailor.

Haloooooo…. haloo..? Iz EnyWun in HeaR (Shhhhhh…*) Uh, (ahem) …. Ahm kinDa new hEAr… InneR Dukshun$ Knee did…Jus KaLL me SheRR… uh…. um…. BloozE Munky… (kuz aHm kindA liKe Hi (!)… “in da Skies”… if ya Git maH drift… Love mah Blooze… and “nanner Daks”… 0.o

GILLIGAN!

“Be sure and keep a sharp eye out for that mail buoy, Scooter,”

Guess which one is upset that he always has to be the first mate, never the captain?

In the navy

Yes, you can sail the seven seas

In the navy

Yes, you can put your mind at ease

In the navy

Come on now, people, make a stand

In the navy, in the navy

Okay, now I’m ready to go downstairs and play with my toy boats…

Scooter knows that next port is a barren island that has no fire hydrants or trees.

Look like he is steer crazy.

Wait until it is 6 PM and they play Admiral Boom and Mr. Binnicle…with live ammunition!

Perhaps he would be more enthused perchance he had the helm or wheel rather than the spy glass.

The dog is thinking……..why can’t you poop there…….it’s called the Poop Deck.

I celebrated Navy night for 10,650 consecutive nights.

About 10 hours ago Mudd said,

Yes. Good morning Sheriff and all of the BS resident/poster[s],too,also. I left a reply on yesterdays BS,to Liverlipps. :) Peace.

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I reposed the posting that Mudd is speaking of in the thread for MunkY in Da Skys above.