Herman by Jim Unger for February 07, 2019

Well, there you have it, I’m a reliable debtor.

Listen here! I’m not here to talk about their loans, I’m here to talk about my loan. I’m ready for my money, just tell me where to go.

Right?! They desperately want me to get this job!

Now, THAT’S a good one! ; )

I once applied for a security clearance. Due to backlogs at the FBI, it was taking longer than expected. I told my commanding officer, “Maybe I should not have listed that KGB agent as one of my references.”

“Whaddaya think I need the loan for?!”

" Don’t you do debt consolidation loans ? "

Which is why I’m here. Exactly.

Duh! Why do you think he needs the loan? You’ll just take my house, they’ll break my bones.

“I’m really good at the borrowing part, but not so good at the paying back …”

See, I’m really good at taking out loans!

I thought I read somewhere that some companies are requiring job candidates to provide their credit information. They want to be sure that someone is not in financial distress, won’t steal, etc.

Interesting … usually the DCIS (Defense Criminal Investigative Service) conducted security clearance “background investigations” for the DoD (both military and civilian personnel).