I’ve always wondered what the point of this kind of hostage situation is, when if you ever actually do follow through with your threat and destroy the hostages, you no longer have a bargaining chip to keep the opponent from turning you into a smear on the wall. You really can’t win. (unless your objective is just to stall for time, I guess).
The real reason that his parents will get mad is that reliable baby sitters are hard to find and he’s making one of them rethink her client list right now.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
It’s 1989 and Calvin’s parents still haven’t bought a VCR.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 5 years ago
No she’s not writing them down because she doesn’t have paper. I wonder where her papers went.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
What is wanted on said pizza, Calvin? Half pepperoni for you and half tuna for Hobbes?
SonicFan91 about 5 years ago
whahoppened about 5 years ago
Um, Calvin, this your last bargaining chip.
LupisLight about 5 years ago
I’ve always wondered what the point of this kind of hostage situation is, when if you ever actually do follow through with your threat and destroy the hostages, you no longer have a bargaining chip to keep the opponent from turning you into a smear on the wall. You really can’t win. (unless your objective is just to stall for time, I guess).
sirbadger about 5 years ago
On the plus side, Calvin is not playing with fire.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Calvin should bargain for a plane to Cuba. He’s gonna need it.
Kind&Kinder about 5 years ago
A fool and his demands are soon spanked!
Watcher about 5 years ago
Calvin, you will learn this lesson in a little while, women always win in the end, they play the long game.
codycab about 5 years ago
The thing about deals that you’ve failed to learn, Calvin is that they’re made to be broken.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Calvin has a great deal to learn…
M2MM about 5 years ago
Awww, he’s learning extortion at such an early age. How adorable. NOT! :P
verticallychallenged Premium Member about 5 years ago
“I had some dreams, they were coals in my stocking, coals in my stocking…” Apologies to Carly Simon
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Or she can call his bluff, and Calvin will have to spend all evening locked in the bathroom!
eladee AKA Wally about 5 years ago
Those are pretty demanding demands, Calvin. How about one extra half hour of TV and some popcorn?
flemmingo about 5 years ago
Sounds like reasonable demands !
JudyHendrickson about 5 years ago
preciouslittle angel!!
JudyHendrickson about 5 years ago
AN ANGEL WITH HORNS AND APITCHFORK!!!
magicwalnut Premium Member about 5 years ago
If that were me, I’d kick the door down and flush Calvin down the toilet!
kab2rb about 5 years ago
Ros go with it until Calvin steps out, then nab him.
BobTheDuck9999 about 5 years ago
Man I joine the comment section a few days ago and only now do I realize what an AWESOME place this is ;)
Irish53 about 5 years ago
The real reason that his parents will get mad is that reliable baby sitters are hard to find and he’s making one of them rethink her client list right now.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
According to Forensic Files, the odds are good she will never be seen again when she leaves the house. A fact that will set Calvin’s vocation.
Moon57Shine about 5 years ago
Just promise him all that, but don’t follow through. At least you’ll get him out of the bathroom.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Precociousness in some areas is not wanted.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
That second item should have been split in two.
sufamelico about 5 years ago
By this time I would’ve flushed down Calvin myself!