Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 13, 2019

I have the same feelings about Sheridan’s Coffee Layered liqeuer!

And have soft shiny hair!

only because I use 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

I’m glad I’m a guy. Conditioner? What’s is this conditioner you talk about? I use literally a drop a day of shampoo. A bottle (cheapest on the shelf at Big Lots) lasts me about 9 months. I’ve been told I have great looking hair. I spend a whole 6 seconds combing it in the morning if that long. As I said, I’m glad I’m a guy, I spend about 2 hours less on my hair a week than my wife does on hers.

When did you start washing your hair, Auntie?

TRULY gifted!

Most people don’t need to condition their hair every time they wash it. I condition mine once a week. Maybe twice a week in the Summer if in a pool a lot

But this way we don’t have to pay to replace both at once

Well, probably at some point it’ll eventually happen. But I don’t use as much conditioner as I do shampoo. Mine are pump bottles and I use three pumps of shampoo but only two of conditioner. But there IS a way to finish the shampoo and conditioner. Two words: Pert Plus. Or any other two-in-one.

Hot dogs and buns.

Aunty might like Lady Old Spice soap-on-a-rope.

Or hot dog and buns.

I don’t use conditioner, so that’s not an issue for me.

I manage to do that every single time.

Of course, I use a two-in-one.

Gifted. Probably with OCD.