It’s just as well. Those mummies-in-the-ground aren’t worth nearly as much as the pyramid mummies.
Mummies-in-the-box is opening a new burger chain.
He never grew out of the stage of being a mummy’s boy!
He didn’t want his mummy tied up in transportation.
This is why King Tut’s uncommon.
“All we are is dust in the wind”
Brought to you by your friendly, mummy transport service, Tomb N’ Come on!
That truck has an odd sounding horn….. a toot uncommon…. (apologies to Mitchell above)
You should see him bringing his Christmas tree home.
Almost, but not quite, funny.
Never Pharaoh, many people are looking to adopt.
Silly…I wasn’t bone yesterday.
I think I saw these fools at the mattress shop (but I can’t be Serta…)
aaand that’s a wrap
This is the guy whose got mattresses laying all over I95!
Uh oh! We’re out of toilet paper.
’Witnessed a mattress going aloft in the rear-view mirror. Also a fishing boat. Stupid is as stupid does when life sends some a box of mixed chocolates.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’ve got plenty of company.
Bilan over 5 years ago
It’s just as well. Those mummies-in-the-ground aren’t worth nearly as much as the pyramid mummies.
In Dog We Trust over 5 years ago
Mummies-in-the-box is opening a new burger chain.
Stevefk over 5 years ago
He never grew out of the stage of being a mummy’s boy!
uniquename over 5 years ago
He didn’t want his mummy tied up in transportation.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
This is why King Tut’s uncommon.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
“All we are is dust in the wind”
Nate England over 5 years ago
Brought to you by your friendly, mummy transport service, Tomb N’ Come on!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
That truck has an odd sounding horn….. a toot uncommon…. (apologies to Mitchell above)
Diat60 over 5 years ago
You should see him bringing his Christmas tree home.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Almost, but not quite, funny.
Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago
Never Pharaoh, many people are looking to adopt.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Silly…I wasn’t bone yesterday.
J Quest over 5 years ago
I think I saw these fools at the mattress shop (but I can’t be Serta…)
jonlaw over 5 years ago
aaand that’s a wrap
CYGNUS X1 over 5 years ago
This is the guy whose got mattresses laying all over I95!
Lablubber over 5 years ago
Uh oh! We’re out of toilet paper.
zeexenon over 5 years ago
’Witnessed a mattress going aloft in the rear-view mirror. Also a fishing boat. Stupid is as stupid does when life sends some a box of mixed chocolates.
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed, you’ve got plenty of company.