Yes, the remains will be seen…But man that’s gonna be heavy and fragile
In that they will be.
Joe Pheasant will be the first buyer… yep, Pheasant under glass
When the body decays, it will be stained glass.
Lenin is one too many
One was found to not be all it’s cracked up to be. The mourners were shattered. “I Fall To Pieces” isn’t supposed to be a dirge.
Booooo! The pun crop is bad this season.
Haw haw! Funniest thing I’ve read today!
Well, there will be no doubt the person is dead. It will be clear to all.
Ant farm.
It worked for Sleeping Beauty. Or was Snow White in the glass coffin whilst waiting for the kiss?
This looks vewy vewy bad.
Ooooo … I see what you did. Bad, bad pun :-P
groan
Oh, groan
Buying a glass coffin is expensive, but most can see what they are getting into.
“People who lie in glass coffins stare at headstones,” quoth the raven, “… forevermore.”
Grooaann! ;o[
Does that thing have a Hemi in it?
Lenin had one.
D’oh!
Yuk Yuk!
These guys are almost as bad as Pastis with the puns.
Old joke, stolen from others.
For those still expecting a glass ceiling.
People who lie in glass caskets, shouldn’t throw bones
Very punny.
Now that’s clever.
“Remains to be seen”…Brookins and MacNelly have been talking to Pastis.
Now morticians are going to have to put pants on the departed.
Didn’t Snow White have one?
I think I can see though this joke.
Rick McKee
JoshDoesntusethis over 5 years ago
Yes, the remains will be seen…But man that’s gonna be heavy and fragile
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
In that they will be.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Joe Pheasant will be the first buyer… yep, Pheasant under glass
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago
When the body decays, it will be stained glass.
somebodyshort over 5 years ago
Lenin is one too many
Display over 5 years ago
One was found to not be all it’s cracked up to be. The mourners were shattered. “I Fall To Pieces” isn’t supposed to be a dirge.
GalleyOar over 5 years ago
Booooo! The pun crop is bad this season.
Lakegal over 5 years ago
Haw haw! Funniest thing I’ve read today!
Stocky One over 5 years ago
Well, there will be no doubt the person is dead. It will be clear to all.
DaBoogadie over 5 years ago
Ant farm.
Bill The Nuke over 5 years ago
It worked for Sleeping Beauty. Or was Snow White in the glass coffin whilst waiting for the kiss?
Fantom Premium Member over 5 years ago
This looks vewy vewy bad.
sheilag over 5 years ago
Ooooo … I see what you did. Bad, bad pun :-P
bbbmorrell over 5 years ago
groan
AAdoglover Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh, groan
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Buying a glass coffin is expensive, but most can see what they are getting into.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
“People who lie in glass coffins stare at headstones,” quoth the raven, “… forevermore.”
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
Grooaann! ;o[
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
Does that thing have a Hemi in it?
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Lenin had one.
diverleo over 5 years ago
D’oh!
namelocdet over 5 years ago
Yuk Yuk!
michael3114 over 5 years ago
These guys are almost as bad as Pastis with the puns.
rfherald Premium Member over 5 years ago
Old joke, stolen from others.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
For those still expecting a glass ceiling.
buckman-j over 5 years ago
People who lie in glass caskets, shouldn’t throw bones
Rose Madder Premium Member over 5 years ago
Very punny.
boniface22 over 5 years ago
Now that’s clever.
whitecarabao over 5 years ago
“Remains to be seen”…Brookins and MacNelly have been talking to Pastis.
CrouchingBruin Premium Member over 5 years ago
Now morticians are going to have to put pants on the departed.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Didn’t Snow White have one?
cwg over 5 years ago
I think I can see though this joke.