The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 18, 2018

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    rush.diana  over 5 years ago

    As someone who loves onion rings I’d be okay with this :-)

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    As someone who has enough room for all the poultry she’ll be collecting, I expect 5 golden rings from the mall food court would be acceptable to her.

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Hope she wasn’t expecting anything expensive and permanent.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Five…curly fries…”

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    iggyman  over 5 years ago

    Next day 6 geese a laying out Rolaids!

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    osceola  over 5 years ago

    She’s already eaten a partridge in a pear brie.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 5 years ago

    What! No dipping sauce???

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    Ubintold  over 5 years ago

    Sing it: 5 onion rings…..

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    She’s going to call four birds to peck him to death for this one.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Fried calamari rings…ew.

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    MadMonk  over 5 years ago

    Fiiive golden-brown-and-delicous riiiiings….

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    The calling birds turned out to be telemarketers.

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    Herb L 1954  over 5 years ago

    The Olympic Rings have taken a Tern for the worse ;)

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Put some onion grease in his hair. It might be an improvement.

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    beady.el  over 5 years ago

    Well, at least it’s not more birds…

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    paullp Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Fried . . . gol – den . . . rings . . .”

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    Withan  over 5 years ago

    Stolen from Benny Grunch and the Bunch.

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