Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for November 28, 2018

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    gigagrouch  over 5 years ago

    “non-lethal”

    Let The Donald and Kellyanne try THAT on their nachos.

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    richsolano  over 5 years ago

    The United States of America is gassing people seeking a better life.There’s a sentence to ponder.

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    superposition  over 5 years ago

    We forget who we are and what the “E Pluribus Unum” motto stands for. American evangelicals have reinterpreted Christianity to be an exclusive group and wish it to have greater influence yet their numbers are declining. I’m hoping this is their last gasp and civility will return to America.

    " … Between 6,000 and 10,000 churches in the U.S. are dying each year. That means around 100-200 churches will close this week. …"

    https://factsandtrends.net/2018/01/16/hope-for-dying-churches/

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Woody Wilson, or Woody Allen?

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    ChristopherBurns  over 5 years ago

    Great Nassau?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that ALL men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

    It’s worked since 1776… at least until 2 years ago! So, what changed 2 years ago?…let’s see….

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    S&C = Dismayed&Depressed   over 5 years ago
    just one more crime against humanity commited by the T rump Administration ….how will we ever live this down ?? why didn’t Mexico complain to the UN that the T rump violated their airspace ,??? can’t anyone stop this idiot????
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    Motivemagus  over 5 years ago

    @curmudgeon303, you’ve hardly started. Wilson actively re-segregated the civil service, which Grant had diversified decades before — enough so that the Civil Service had become a haven for African-Americans to find good careers. He thought Birth of a Nation, the KKK fake origin story, was brilliant.

    He got suckered in by the British to support them, by having pro-British Cabinet members and by allowing them to propagandize the US (one of the Brits’ first actions after their war got started was to cut the direct telegraph cable from Germany), helping to turn another European war that was almost over into an even greater bloodbath.

    After his stroke, his wife essentially took over the Presidency, too. The more you dig into Wilson, the worse he becomes…

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    It’s true that some gourmets gallop better than others……

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    Smitty  over 5 years ago

    Chef Woody is tossing, mixing, and combining those ingredients as if they were small-nation borders and human rights in a “14-Points salad.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Tear gas is banned in warfare, Trump admin shoots it across an international border to deter poor women and children. Republicans stink on Ice.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Thomas Woodrow Wilson

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    Nacho Nacho Man, I wanna be, that Nacho Man.
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    Andylit Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Why is it newsworthy now when it wasn’t over the last 20 years?

    We KNOW the previous administrations allowed the BP to use CS and pepper spray at their own discretion. Tear gas was used on illegal aliens at the border at least 80 times under Obama. Some reports put it closer to 120.

    Why is it a story now?

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    winston5610  over 5 years ago

    Serve’em up to The Chump!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    This, from the man who brought us the League of Nations.

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    VegaAlopex  over 5 years ago

    Pancho Villa can invade the kitchen with a gas mask, and WW wouldn’t know it!

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    I had a history teacher in high school (Westchester High School, Los Angeles – just north of LAX) who thought that Wilson could do no wrong. I guess he didn’t know about the White House screening of “Birth of a Nation.”

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    No new comic today?

    Well, I would like to wish everybody a Merry TubaChristmas. I will be performing in FOUR events this weekend:

    Friday: Rancho Mirage

    Saturday: Riverside

    Sunday noon: Ventura

    Sunday evening: Los Angeles (Forest Lawn, Hollywood Hills)

    If you want more information on these and other events, check out the website:

    http://www.tubachristmas.com/readtcloc.php?TCState=CA

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