Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 08, 2018

was that burglar about to buglarize the Wellington Zoo afore the monkeys attacked him?

Where do they tax shoes of different types at different rates?

This is why there are more cat burglars than squirrel monkey burglars.

Those milk additives must have been a long time ago. I remember the ’60s, and the milk from each farmer was tested individually. If the bacteria count was too high or there were any pollutants, that load would be rejected.

The “Believe it or not” bit should be that there’s an import tax bracket discriminating sneakers from slippers, that it’s based not on the essence of the shoe but its fabric content, that was designed to protect the “American manufacturer” (quotes here, they’re not manufacturing in America anymore) and ended up hurting them. It’s not only Converse, most manufacturers are doing it.

The monkeys held him at gunpoint till the cops arrived.

The milk thing is ridiculous. You can always find some weirdo who does something to food or drink. They make this sound like it was done by a lot of people. Here’s one: People in the past you to kill people and put them in the fridge.

Three of those monkeys are now on the Wellington police force. The others failed the written exam.

It’s okay. They’ll try again next fall. Believe it or Don’t!

You have “Angry Birds”, why not “Angry Monkeys”

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RBON lesson of the day: Monkeys are hypocrites.

I’m on the libraries waiting list for the new book that tells about the stuff that was added to milk years ago. I don’t remember the name of it.

I’ve lost all respect for Converse.

Those monkeys should be recruited by the police.

Considering that calves don’t have the intelligence that we do, I don’t see how mixing their brains in with the milk can make people smarter.

Take care and may God bless.

I’ve always preferred my calf brains to be non-purged

Just got some Converse, This is one I “Don’t Believe”, there is, nor was any felt on the sole.

I did not realize squirrel monkeys went on crime sprees.

Makes me wonder about all the times I’ve heard older folk tell me that “milk tasted better when I was a kid”. It was always assumed it’s because cows these days are fed hormones and other things that can affect the taste of the milk, who knew it was because they had MORE fillers and nasty things in their milk before!

I would pay so much money to see a video of those monkeys thwarting that burglar. I also remember something about the food regulation thing on an episode of Adam Ruins everything.

They put a lot more than that in milk, chalk was a favorite. They also did terrible things to bad meat so it would look good and sell. Back then, people really didn’t care and you couldn’t fight them.