Betsy says, nothing to smell under that dog’s tail. But Clarence is just moving up from taking care of a house plant, this is all he can handle right now.
Clarence has always wanted a dog. His mother never wanted the mess and his wife, Clara, claims to be allergic. Poor man, he may be delusional, but he means well. He even……
Clarence! Get that thing off my lawn! Sheesh, the nerve of some people!
At least he doesn’t have to carry a pooper-scooper to clean up after it.
Mornin’ Ballardeers!
In case anyone was wondering why you haven’t seen the ole Capt. around the Tiki lately, I’ve been doing a lot of traveling of late and haven’t been able to sail into Ballard Bay for awhile.My First Maite and me, spent last week celebrating our 4th (legal) Anniversary by sojourning to the artisan mountain communities, far northeast of our home base in Machala. We stayed in Cotacachi ( known for their leather goods), visited San Pedro de Iberra ( wood sculptures) and Otavala ( textiles, {and everything else from jewlery & art work to llamas and cattle} at a huge open market ).
We back home today, after an 17 1/2 hour trek that involved 4 different buses and 2 taxis ! Left the guest house in Cotapachi at 6:30am and got to our home in Machala about midnight – Cotapachi – Ibarra, Ibarra – Guayaquil (via Quito), Guayaquil – Machala.
This week, in honor of my birthday ( we won’t talk of numbers ) we’ll be setting sail ( actually busing ) for Huaquillas ( only an hour away ) which is on the Frontier between Ecuador/Peru and is a “tax-free” shopping zone, especially great for electronics and imported “stuff”. Then we’re headed for Tumbas, Peru for a couple of days.
Needless to say, I will not be commentating much ( if at all ) this week but rest assured I haven’t been banned from GoComics (yet) and when I return to Ballard, my galleon The Irish Rover® will be loaded with exotic goods for the Tiki and for StelBel Enterprises and for everyone else on Ballard Street, thanks to First Maite’s sharp eyes and bargaining skills.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
I think ‘ol Betsy knew right away that it wasn’t the same.
x_Tech over 5 years ago
Clarence knows at worst all he has to do is sweep up some sawdust.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago
He doesn’t want the real thing, he wants the wheel thing.
And I bet it never wants to go out in the rain or snow, so that’s a plus…
Bilan over 5 years ago
It’s certainly not the same as Scooter or Millie.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Betsy says, nothing to smell under that dog’s tail. But Clarence is just moving up from taking care of a house plant, this is all he can handle right now.
Superfrog over 5 years ago
It’s funny how often dogs resemble their owners.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Clarence has always wanted a dog. His mother never wanted the mess and his wife, Clara, claims to be allergic. Poor man, he may be delusional, but he means well. He even……
Clarence! Get that thing off my lawn! Sheesh, the nerve of some people!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
Through it all, Spot maintains his calm, cheerful disposition.
Wooden yew like to be so imperturbable?
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
No clean up, no barking at night, no vet bills. It’s not the same – it’s better.
Vet Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yes it’s not the same. Yours is brown and mine is yellow with brown spots.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
No. It’s not.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Much quieter. Likely given to him by a neighbor in exchange for his real dog.
J Short over 5 years ago
Who wants to go for a roll? Does puppy wanna go for a roll?…
Linguist over 5 years ago
At least he doesn’t have to carry a pooper-scooper to clean up after it.
Mornin’ Ballardeers!
In case anyone was wondering why you haven’t seen the ole Capt. around the Tiki lately, I’ve been doing a lot of traveling of late and haven’t been able to sail into Ballard Bay for awhile.My First Maite and me, spent last week celebrating our 4th (legal) Anniversary by sojourning to the artisan mountain communities, far northeast of our home base in Machala. We stayed in Cotacachi ( known for their leather goods), visited San Pedro de Iberra ( wood sculptures) and Otavala ( textiles, {and everything else from jewlery & art work to llamas and cattle} at a huge open market ).
We back home today, after an 17 1/2 hour trek that involved 4 different buses and 2 taxis ! Left the guest house in Cotapachi at 6:30am and got to our home in Machala about midnight – Cotapachi – Ibarra, Ibarra – Guayaquil (via Quito), Guayaquil – Machala.
This week, in honor of my birthday ( we won’t talk of numbers ) we’ll be setting sail ( actually busing ) for Huaquillas ( only an hour away ) which is on the Frontier between Ecuador/Peru and is a “tax-free” shopping zone, especially great for electronics and imported “stuff”. Then we’re headed for Tumbas, Peru for a couple of days.
Needless to say, I will not be commentating much ( if at all ) this week but rest assured I haven’t been banned from GoComics (yet) and when I return to Ballard, my galleon The Irish Rover® will be loaded with exotic goods for the Tiki and for StelBel Enterprises and for everyone else on Ballard Street, thanks to First Maite’s sharp eyes and bargaining skills.
Fair winds and smooth sailing – Capt. Linguist
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
“You’re right, when I give him a cuddle, he gets all prickly…”
SheMc over 5 years ago
On the bright side, no plastic bag necessary!
Chris Sherlock over 5 years ago
Clarence got him at a store that sells Timberland gear.
hangedman over 5 years ago
Chariot!