In Security by Bea R. for August 28, 2018

“A Razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of a cheese wedge.” – Crow T. Robot.

Could the stuffed animal actually be a point in Hubbs’ favor? This is Ellie after all, also is that a Hatsune Miku figurine? Between her and Ellie Hubbs has good taste in women! ;D

His mom may not let him redecorate, but I bet he didn’t fight her too hard to keep the football sheets, what else would match his pajamas? XD

I guess Hubbs makes sense, the Packers are the oldest team to retain their original name. Does this mean Ellie by default must hate the Chicago Bears?

Then it turns out she’s a Bears fan and things get awkward.

Missed the Sailor Moon figurine. But a Mobile over the Kiddie car bed, C’mon.

Does ‘Hubbs’ even fit into that “Truck-Bed” …? ✨

Will ‘Mom’ be hep to Ellie’s true gender?

And if so …

Whether she knows it or not, Ellie is seriously undercover here …

https://youtu.be/Q0G15vI7RHE

So “Totally Spies” …

https://youtu.be/QFalZ7ey484

Oh wow.

Ellie’s bike has a European style kickstand.

Want one.

The cheese head wedge is just a way to let vendors know you’ve been over-served. Aaron Rogers hasn’t been the same since he was dumped by the fabulous Olivia Munn. As for for our confused couple, when do we meet Mama? Ellie has her work cut out for her to loosen Mama’s grip on Hubbsi.

Being originally from Pittsburgh (but having a soft spot for the Pack), I’ll just let this pass…

BTW, everyone – my fantasy football game would be Vince Lombardi’s Packers at the height of their game vs. Chuck Noll’s Steelers at the height of the dynasty. (I tell this to Packer fans, and they just go, Oooooh! )

I don’t know about American football, except that for such name, the hands are used more than feet.

“His room is just like we agreed it would be.”

But does he have the Barney Body pillow to make it a set?

Looks like Hubbs has some apron string cutting to do if this relationship is going to move forward. BTW, the Bengals are my default team, mostly to cheese off all the Browns fans in my family.

“The frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.”-Chis Berman imitating the legendary Jon Facenda.

With all awaiting the entrance of Hubbs’ mama, she can’t be as bad as Adora Crellin, as played by the talented Patricia Clarkson in Sharp Objects. Shudder.

Looks like Hubbs will always be Mommy’s Little Boy… I shudder to think how Mommy will react to seeing Al… and knowing she’s a girl.

Hubbs is making Gunther from Luann look to have a healthier relationship with his Mom.

Oh My God!!!

There is a girl in his room!!!!

Saskatchewan Melonheads. Er, Roughriders!!!! GO RIDERS!!!!!!!