Are Cheeto’s Twitter twits covered by squatters’ rights? Or is that a left-handed compliment? He always seems so pissed but he poops all over himself so regularly. Is that equal coverage?
Twitter is opt-in only. I don’t follow Twitter, and don’t bother perusing tweets when “news media” attempts to make news of them for lack of substantive content to fit their narrative. Twitter is the new open sewer of the main street of a small city.
So… if Berkeley is an honest liberal, he will abandon his wealthy lifestyle and adopt the strictures of the “guaranteed minimum income” to join his fellow travelers, right? (crickets)
Can all of you quit you frantic crying and screaming and actually come up with a decent Democratic platform and candidate? Everything and everyone I’m seeing in the political ads have moved even further to the extreme left.
Randallw almost 6 years ago
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awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I believe the word you’re looking for is “twaddle”.
sirbadger almost 6 years ago
To twote Shakespeare, “There’s something rotten in …”
Sisu60 almost 6 years ago
Rosebud was right in the first place Twatters
Display almost 6 years ago
Are Cheeto’s Twitter twits covered by squatters’ rights? Or is that a left-handed compliment? He always seems so pissed but he poops all over himself so regularly. Is that equal coverage?
ikini Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Reminds me a bit of Opus’s interaction with the Hairy Fishnuts—same kind of wonderful misinterpretations.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Twitter is opt-in only. I don’t follow Twitter, and don’t bother perusing tweets when “news media” attempts to make news of them for lack of substantive content to fit their narrative. Twitter is the new open sewer of the main street of a small city.
pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Am I allowed to say “twat” in a comment?
Prestondinjax almost 6 years ago
Really just not funny anymore…
Steverino Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Twitter is for twits
Qiset almost 6 years ago
I didn’t know that George Soros tweeted.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
There is always some goof ball who did not get the message.
Plods with ...™ almost 6 years ago
Give it a week. He’ll tweet a switch.
mourdac Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Thanks, Berk, this is hilarious.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Agolf Twitler strikes again…
asmbeers almost 6 years ago
So… if Berkeley is an honest liberal, he will abandon his wealthy lifestyle and adopt the strictures of the “guaranteed minimum income” to join his fellow travelers, right? (crickets)
Holden Awn almost 6 years ago
I think “twatters” are on the fever swamp fringe of the #Metoo movement… or Harvey Weinstein’s buddies, I can’t remember which…
Bob Blumenfeld almost 6 years ago
“Emperor of the World.” No wonder he wants to go to Mars: He’s sad there’s nothing more to control here on Earth.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Can all of you quit you frantic crying and screaming and actually come up with a decent Democratic platform and candidate? Everything and everyone I’m seeing in the political ads have moved even further to the extreme left.
Surly Squirrel Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Hey Berkeley, what’s a twat? Tsk tsk.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Twatter? Gotta grab that one!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
There was a fictional web service called “Bleater” in the Sluggy Freelance universe. (sluggy.com)
Bleater was even better than Twitter because it offered even fewer characters, forcing greater creativity.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Oh, don’t be such a fraidy basselope! Face the music, twitter, bleater, whatever.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Sh*tter Twitter.