My husband does not take care of himself and often winds up in the hospital. I admit that there are times when I wish I could extend his hospital stays a bit longer so I could get stuff done instead of spending all my free time at the hospital. Sigh.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Mr. Jones might want to think twice before naming Mrs. Jones to act on his behalf in his advanced healthcare directive.
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Darn! Well, a girl can try, can’t she?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
He could be looking at a Mrs. Jones-induced coma.
PICTO over 5 years ago
Mrs. Jones isn’t going to be happy to learn she can only donate her own blood.
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Little Orphan Annie all grown up!
She wants to go home to Daddy Warbucks. The hard knock life seems easier than the married life.
Nyckname over 5 years ago
“Are you certain, doctor?”
J Short over 5 years ago
Come on honey, let’s get a second opinion.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Even Dr. Payne can be sensible.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Mr. Jones might want to have a private discussion with the Doctor about euthanasia for Mrs. Jones.
contralto2b over 5 years ago
My husband does not take care of himself and often winds up in the hospital. I admit that there are times when I wish I could extend his hospital stays a bit longer so I could get stuff done instead of spending all my free time at the hospital. Sigh.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 5 years ago
The soon to be Ex-Mrs. Jones. Better to get half now rather then risk the old bat bumping you off.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
“Pardon me, Doctor, but I need to give our postman a quick call.”
KEA over 5 years ago
Never hurts to ask.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Need a mole removed? Call the CIA.
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
We will have to dig up the yard to find it!